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Prawn Shop

"Bless you."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Acme Coffee Co.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I'm a Pisces.'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."