Aquatic Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

Walrus Inc

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'