Aquatic Humourist Gifts

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Shark Chum

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."