Aquatic Life Humorists Gifts

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Turtle Hat

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'