Marine Life Humorists Gifts

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Turtle Hat

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

Shellfie

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Fingerlings.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'