Marine Life Humorists Gifts

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

Sting - Ray - Sting - Ray - Bananarama

Turtle Hat

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I got one this small.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Don't put me back! I'm trying to evolve legs here!"

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Shellfie

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'