Ocean Life Humorist Gifts

"We don't bite food from fishing hooks anymore, we buy it online."

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

Turtle Hat

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

When the prey becomes the predator.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'