Oceanic Humorist Gifts

Attack of the dreaded pantsing sharks.

Doctor/vet tells puffer fish, 'O.K., now exhale.'

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

I don't care what he said to you - go untie your brother.

"What's that clicking sound?"

"My dream is to walk with humans."

'Great, soggy sandwiches again...'

'That hunchbacked white is singing our song.'

Deep Sea Restaurant

Extra bubbles

"Was it a good time? Yes. Was it a whale of a time? No."

"He uses a silencer."

"Just because that last guy you ate was a vegan, you can't say you're on a vegan diet!"

"We homeschool."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

Another hot flash?

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

How Lawyers Evolved.