Oceanic Humorists Gifts

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Jelly Fish

Exempli Gratia.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

When the prey becomes the predator.

Fisherman catches a mine.

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

School Crossing