Oceanic Humorists Pillows

Man flashing at a periscope in the middle of the ocean

'Luxury cruise you said!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

Jelly Fish

Exempli Gratia.

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

When the prey becomes the predator.

Fisherman catches a mine.

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'