Oceanic Comedian Pillows

Fish's Revenge.

Feeding whales fish pellets

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Fish Farm.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Jelly Fish

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

'He was born to the sea.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'