Oceanic Jokester Pillows

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fishing from the Pier

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

School Crossing