Oceanic Jokester Pillows

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

Guide to Edged Blade Fish

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Jelly Fish

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

School Crossing