Ocean Jokesters Pillows

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Don't believe a word he says: He's a bull shark..."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

School Crossing