Ocean Jokesters Prints

"Hey! Leave some for me! You're being shellfish again, Tim!"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Don't believe a word he says: He's a bull shark..."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Jelly Fish

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"What's that clicking sound?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"