Ocean Humorists Prints

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

Exempli Gratia.

Jelly Fish

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"What's that clicking sound?"

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

I know, right? You eat five million plankton, and the last one is ALSWAYS as bad one.

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

When the prey becomes the predator.

Fisherman catches a mine.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

School Crossing

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'