Sea Jokesters Prints

'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

Fisherman catches a mine.

School Crossing

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

Revenge of the Fish

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."