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'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

School Crossing

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

Fisherman catches a mine.

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

How to fool a seagull

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'No, I'm not strictly catch-and-release.'

Revenge of the Fish