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'I'm not sure that's a keeper.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Fisherman catches a mine.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

School Crossing

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

How to fool a seagull

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'