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Hey guys, where's the exit?

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'Every school has a class clown.'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

School Crossing

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

How to fool a seagull

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.