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Hey guys, where's the exit?

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'Every school has a class clown.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

School Crossing

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

How to fool a seagull