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"Hold on - what happened to Unsinkable I?"

'Hey Trev, we're not that far from home after all!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

'I got one this small.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Well, we've been under a lot of pressure lately.'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Another impulse purchase?"

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

School Crossing

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'