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"Sorry, we don't have one for 'tripped'!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

Japanese Whaling

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

He loved a sea very much

"What's the limit on these things?"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

"Gesundheit!"

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

School Crossing

A Sheepwrecked island.

"Are you any good at closing a sail."