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"Sorry, we don't have one for 'tripped'!"

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

Japanese Whaling

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Ah, sweatpants."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Flotsam and Jetson

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

He loved a sea very much

"First time paddleboarding?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

School Crossing