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Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Fishing from the Pier

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Guide fish.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

Fish Farm.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"A catfish ate my homework."

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."