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'Syncronised drowning.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

Swimming Prankster

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Guide fish.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Another hot flash?

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Shark Chum

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Fish Farm.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'I'm a Pisces.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'