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'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"That's the deep end."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Bomb's Away

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Vodka!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.