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'What do you mean you're whale watching?'

Bomb's Away

'Synchronised swimming,'

'Distracting the fish.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Tentacle attacking diver.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

No petting in the pool!

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Which is the deep end?'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

How to fool a seagull

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

"I attract all the crypts."

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'