Poolside Jokester Prints

'What do you mean you're whale watching?'

Bomb's Away

'Synchronised swimming,'

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

No petting in the pool!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

Diving into a Fake Pool

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Which is the deep end?'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

How to fool a seagull

Jello in the diving pool.

"I attract all the crypts."