Pool Jokester Prints

Butterfly catching.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's the deep end."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

Bomb's Away

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Jurassic Par.

'Vodka!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.