Poolside Jokers Prints

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's the deep end."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Dolphin tricks.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

No petting in the pool!

Tentacle attacking diver.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Bomb's Away

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

"I attract all the crypts."

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

How to fool a seagull

Aquarobics.

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'