Poolside Pranksters Prints

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Distracting the fish.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Children in a Nursery.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"So there's this big Mother...."

Hide and Seek

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Diving into a Fake Pool