Poolside Jokers Pillows

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"That's the deep end."

Dolphin tricks.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Fully decked out in his new skimmer-Boy Mike was able to skim the pool in just 60 seconds,

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

No petting in the pool!

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Ha! Fake out!'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Bomb's Away

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'Which is the deep end?'

'Synchronised swimming.'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

Jello in the diving pool.

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

"I attract all the crypts."

How to fool a seagull

Aquarobics.

'I wanted a burial service, he wanted cremation, so I decided to compromise and have him clambaked.'

'What a RIP-off!'