Pool Jokers Pillows

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"That's the deep end."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Photobooth Photobomb

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

Bomb's Away

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Pool scene with sign that reads 'Fool Capacity 10 persons'.

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

8 Feet. 5 Tentacles.

'Uh-oh! Looks like Jer has a wardrobe malfunction in the rear!'