Swimming Pool Joker Pillows

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Swimming Prankster

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"That's the deep end."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

Bomb's Away

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Bird Bath.

Kanoe/Cayak.

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Oh Bugger !

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

"Who farted?"

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

Pool scene with sign that reads 'Fool Capacity 10 persons'.

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"