Swimming Pool Joker Pillows

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"That's the deep end."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

Bomb's Away

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Bird Bath.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

'I may have to borrow some balls if we play eighteen.'

Oh Bugger !

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"Oh, no! No! Not there!!"

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

"Who farted?"