Water-loving Joker Pillows

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Swimming Prankster

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Adult Absence Notes.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

Hopkins!?!

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'

Free Hugs

Jester.

Bird Bath.

Kanoe/Cayak.

"I'm fairly sure you're supposed to take them off first."

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Echo Valley

Man with fake shark fin hat encounters shark with fake human legs.

"Who farted?"