Water-loving Joker Gifts

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Adult Absence Notes.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'Goodness, Edgar! That's not the least bit funny! You scared me half to death!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Cricket with a hamster in a plastic ball.

'In my experience, when you give a man a fish, he asks for a beer to go with it.'

"I'm afraid you've got Sea Monkey pox."

Hopkins!?!

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

'I've got a strawberry birth mark.'

'If I'm an agnostic, what's an atheist?' 'Never mind that. If I'm an atheist, what's an agnostic?'

Free Hugs

Bird Bath.

Jester.

Kanoe/Cayak.

'Sorry, I can't help laughing, but it was a terrible joke...'

'What do you mean I've nicked your fish?.'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"I heard this pond is full of big bass!"

"Wow! These birds are getting clever."

Echo Valley

"Who farted?"