Water Joker Gifts

"I see you've got your own buoyancy aids..."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Wrong leadership.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Save the river.

"That's the deep end."

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Ski Surfing

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"FISH ON"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

'But I thought this pond was bottomless.'

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

Diver

Earth fish.