Swimming Joker Gifts

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Banana Split...

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Jogging Bottoms

Swimming Prankster

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

"That's the deep end."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Hooks R Us.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

"My trun!!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Tred carefully mill.

Running With Scissors Marathon

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Offering a golfer a spade.

"My exercise routine appears to be working as long as I hang around fat people."