Bath Time Joker Gifts

Bird Bath.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Centurion in a Shower

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

Medusa's bathtub

Bath tube with human feet.

Now! That's very good sweety!

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

Clawfoot Tub

The wrong bath.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

Duck Bath

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

Clown's bath has clown feet.

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

"Well hellooooo chica. And what is your name?"

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

"Out!"

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'