Bath Time Jokester Gifts

'We finally got the bugger!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

In the bath

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Scotsman in the bath...

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

The Rural Bidet...

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'