Bath Time Jokester Gifts

'We finally got the bugger!'

Clown's bath has clown feet.

In the bath

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Scotsman in the bath...

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

The Rural Bidet...

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."