Bath Time Comedian Gifts

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

Clawfoot Tub

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Water hot enough for you?"

"Out!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

His and Hernia's towels.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'