Bath Time Comedian Gifts

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

Clawfoot Tub

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Water hot enough for you?"

"Out!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

The Rural Bidet...

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Duck in a bathtub

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

His and Hernia's towels.

Religious toilets.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'