Bathtub Comedian Gifts

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

His and Hernia's towels.

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."