Bathtime Humorist Gifts

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"I need to tinkle."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Bed Seasons

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

His & hers towels.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Read it again, Daddy!"