Bathtub Humorist Gifts

Soap Recovery Ship

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"I hate my job!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Duck in a bathtub

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."