Bathing Humorist Gifts

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

His & hers towels.

Guide fish.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Duck in a bathtub

Shark Chum

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

The Rural Bidet...

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'