Bathing Humorist Gifts

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

His & hers towels.

Guide fish.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

The Rural Bidet...

Duck in a bathtub

Shark Chum

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Fish Farm.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."