Bubble Bath Humorist Gifts

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"He looks so relaxed."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Centurion in a Shower

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Where's Mom?

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"