Bubble Bath Humorist Pillows

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Bathing.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

How to recover from a bad day

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

How to recover from a bad day

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"He looks so relaxed."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Centurion in a Shower

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Wait a minute,' thought Bob. 'This isn't my book. And those aren't my hands.'

Where's Mom?

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Bath Time

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'