Bubble Bath Aficionado Pillows

Bathing.

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

"He looks so relaxed."

"Ah - in here I can really relax and think..."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'I am cooking dinner, dear. The recipe said marinate one hour.'

Woman in bath sees a periscope.

"Giving the dog a bath is hard work, mom. . . at least I think Lucky's in there somewhere!"

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

How to recover from a bad day

How to recover from a bad day

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

A dog pulling a bubble bath on wheels. A woman reads in the bath

Other men just sing in the bath