Bubble Bath Aficionado Pillows

Bathing.

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

"Good evening sir, have you ever thought of installing a home security system?"

'Oh well, I don't think we'd better use this brand of bath-gel anymore...'

"He looks so relaxed."

"Ah - in here I can really relax and think..."

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

The iWash

'I am cooking dinner, dear. The recipe said marinate one hour.'

Woman in bath sees a periscope.

"Giving the dog a bath is hard work, mom. . . at least I think Lucky's in there somewhere!"

As he approached his birthday, Gerald really wanted less of a stomach above the waterline. So, he just added more water and enjoyed his bath.

Club Antisocial

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Woman in a bathtub.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

How to recover from a bad day

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

How to recover from a bad day

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."