Bubble Baths Pillows

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"He looks so relaxed."

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

Woman in bath sees a periscope.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Bathing the dog

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'