Bubble Baths Gifts

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"He looks so relaxed."

Tunnel of One @#$% Moment to Yourself.

'Bath-time used to be a nightmare, but then I discovered bubble bath: Now he loves it!'

Woman in bath sees a periscope.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Bathing the dog

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"