Bathing Comedian Pillows

"I've gone plastic free."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Duck in a bathtub

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

The Rural Bidet...

'I think its being tapped.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

Crossword bathroom tiles.