Bathing Comedian T-Shirts

"I've gone plastic free."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Brighton Bersagliere.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Business man sees himself as a shark

His & hers towels.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

'I think its being tapped.'

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.