Bath Time Humorist T-Shirts

"This never gets easier."

Rats are abandoning a sinking ship in the bath.

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

I thought this birdbath was our little secret!

"...Nobody defies the orders of the toughest, nastiest seadogs on the high seas and lives to tell the tale..."

'You mean I have to take a bath because my attitude stinks?'

Centurion in a Shower

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

"I set that filthy old toilet brush right there to take to the trash. Have you seen it?"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

His & hers towels.

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Batman tissue dispenser.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

Duck in a bathtub

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

The Rural Bidet...

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"